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I have a two year old and a three months old by the same man. During the time we have been together he has cheated and continuously lie to me to me even when i already know the truth. We always have our hard-core argument " we both have foul mouths lol" but ww never did it in front of the kids. The last time we got into it he said fuck me and my kids. I feel as though hw has crossed the line by bringing my babies into a petty argument. I refuse to let him see the kids because that was straight disrespectful. I feel like the person who should be protecting them is the main one denying and disrespecing them and he not about to hurt my kids. Am i wrong for keeping him away? Thanks in advance.

Annonymous, posted for a friend. -"yesterday me and my girlfriend went to a doctors appointment. My girlfriends friend had drove us there. They both said hi when i got in the car but through out thw whole car ride not one conversation was made with me. I cant lie, I was upset. Like helloooooo im here too! Lol. But point is I got mad or whatever but now im wondering did i take it too far or would anyone else have felt weird?"*

Serious question.. I'm 24 and I always avoided credit cards through college and been on my own for a few years now. My job cut a lot of hours it's really slow in the trucking industry right now so I'm not making enough to cover my lifestyle. I'm cutting down to basic necessities but that still hasn't covered it. 
I took out a few credit cards to pay bills but don't have money yet to pay back. I took out one of those payday loans and have to make monthly payments. I don't want my credit score to go down. I pay car note and rent on time but now I'm digging into my savings to make those on time but I'm running out of cash. I don't know what should be my next step until I start my new job? What is the best possible thing?

GFCAV, I trust you'll keep me anonymous.... I'm a 30 y/o male that is about to ask my girl to marry me. I love her, i'm in love with her, and i'm ready to build a family with her. Problem is, I just can't stop looking at women. I don't act or try to talk to them or anything, I just can't help but look and check out every woman that crosses my path. I try, but it's like something inside of me makes me check out every female booty i see, no matter big or small. When i'm with her, i'm not all disrespectful with it.. My girl is beautiful and has a nice body; I just don't know what is wrong with me. I know it may sound crazy... lol. Is this just something all men do and go through? or do i really have a problem? thanks in advance for your responses.

So, here's a submission I have.

Why are females so quick to attack other females and degrade them in response to their questions? Granted, some of the questions posed are asinine at best, but seriously, why are women so hostile towards each other?

Please post anonymously.. So I broke up with my ex a couple months ago and now she wants to reunite.. During are time apart a good friend explained to me that he had heard my ex was sleeping with one of male friends (childhood friend), I asked her about it and she denied it.. At this point I have no other evidence to support what I was told.. So now I feel real uncomfortable about reuniting with her for 1 because I'm not sure if what was told to me is true, and for 2 I told her that she needs ends the friendships with her male friends but she refuses to but is really adamant about reuniting.. I honestly don't like the male friend thing but out comprise I allowed it in the beginning.. My question is am I tripping or should the relationship between male friends be ended? And is ok for your girl to have male friends especially if your goal is to move marriage and building a family?

Anonymous Thotesha Chronicles pt2
Hello everyone, the other day I posted to Grown folks regarding a current situation that I am in, yes in my mind I am in a relationship with a man who is already in a relationship with another woman, they share 2 kids together and so what!? I referred to myself as *Thotesha* because I know I am dead wrong for falling for a man knowing he may never be with me. After sharing my story you all went HAM sandwich on me ...by time I was done reading all of the comments I thought that I was in the deli aisle at my local grocery store, but I call that haterisms. Well I don't care about what you all think of me...I stay winning and you boot mouf bitter jiggamonkies stay losing. My taken man was bringing me to and from work, we stayed drinking at his buddies house, he buys my lunch on break, we stays phone sexing when ol girl isn't at home and he would never want any other dude taking me away from him...can you say that about your real man??? Lemme guess...NOPE! Certainly I may be insecure to you but I will learn that's why I will continue to read your opinions...In the mean time will you hammerhead shark looking wilderbeast hear my truth or continue to belittle me for an honest mistake and pending life journey and future lessons and experiences? Eventually I'll rise from the ashes like a Phoenix and get my man... or not while you lame bishes stay trying to graduate from the University of Phoenix like that's a real college FOH since you're so smart and opinionated!!! ‪#‎ThisThotStayWinning‬

Just a quick question. Can a man and a woman just be "smoking partners"? I have been with a man for well over ten years. We have three children together and he has constantly cheated on me throughout the entire relationship. We broke up for a few years and recently got back together, and as a result he basically told me everything he has done to me when we were together our prior relationship in hopes of starting a clean slate. When I was in labor with our last child he left right after she was born (2:30 am), that same night he got a parking ticket at 5am in the vicinity of the hospital. When I asked how can he possibly get a ticket at that time if he left well before 3am, of course he fed me a bunch of bullshit. After that it has been nothing but a bunch of arguments since. Fast forward a few weeks later when he was sleeping, I took his phone and went through everything call log, voicemail messages, notes any and everything and found out that he had another girls name under a friend of his. I called the number back and when I said something the girl hung up on me. So I woke him up and confronted him about and he turned it all around on me saying I should of never went through his phone, packed on his shit and left the next day. Now he wants me back again telling me he loves me, he can't live without me again, Im his soulmate and that he blah blah blah and he hadn't cheated on me it was just a girl he smokes weed with from time to time. Same thing he told me a few years back when I walked into his mothers house and caught him and another girl in his old room, her laying all in his bed with her shoes off. I have never met nor ever heard of either of those girls before him getting caught. Please help me with this situation I really want to here others opinions men and woman. Am I just overreacting or do I need to follow my extinct and keep on stepping.

Please keep this anonymous.

Im going to be a dad in a couple months and not that I don't think the baby isn't mine, I just want a dna test. But again i don't have a doubt in my mind about me being the father. But everytime i bring it up my babys mom says if i ever ask her for one she'll be done with me and not letme see the baby or whatever. But honestly, i still want the test done. Just not sure how to go about it anymore. Any suggestions?

Hey guys (posting for a friend anonymously...we gone call her Thotesha)

I started a new job as a CNA back in June and immediately the bus patient driver and I began talking and joshing. He told me about his kid twin boys and girlfriend. As time progressed, the nature of our tone and direction of conversation became sexual before you knew it, after them old poot booties was return home and off that bus.... I was kissing that D! just as he asked....I feel bad, I feel awful but he makes me feel alive...I was born in the church and I live with my folks who are religious and I never thought in a million years that I'll be the chick on the side with extra hoe dressing for this thotsand island sauce. Anyway because I am 29years old and I have no car nor license he'd take me home, but that's after spending time over his friend apartment who is in a wheelchair to have sex and make out on some old couch. Just recently he got so mad at me for going skating with coworkers and friends because he said I'd look like the work hoe, my friend encouraged me to go anyway...I did... but I was riding on them skate like booboo the fool off beat wobbling in shit cause my friend locked my phone in the locker so that I can have a good time without texting and arguing. Anyway...we have sex alls the time and I love it but I hate to be doing this....I went on ahead and tried to rip a hole in the condom the last time we effed around and I feel stupid cause I want him to leave baby girl for ME...I know he isn't but I just need to cut him loose since I'm over here tryna cut holes in other shit! Just recently my friend and I went out to try to find me some single dudes to take my mind off homeboy but I sat there clutching my pearls and hand sanitizer like a damn fool and told all the single men that I was in a relationship knowing damn well I am a side piece and a burt biscuit. Many of times I feel bad for picking fights with MY Man and he reminds me how I make him go to bed angry with his actual girl and I end up apologizing and sad. My friend tells me that he has control and that I am brain washed...I know it is true but....I think immmmm in lovveeeee. We just got a new girl at the job...she's cuter than me...I'm gonna break up with him before he tries to leave me for her....he says that he won't but I'm afraid he will (this story is sad but 100% true)

I have been engaged for 4 years. I love and respect my guy. But his mother and siblings are not invited. They have no respect for me at all. Do you think I'm wrong?

My question is my first love and I have been broke up for awhile. But every chick he mess with he seems to want to throw it in my face. He always tells the chicks shit about me and he will contact me then lie to them to start shit. I just want peace and an end to this chapter. Why does he seem to keep making drama for me or feel the need to drag name through the mud

why do y'all men tell your woman. I don't care what you do. but soon as she do it you wanna get mad, argue & fight. do y'all say that just to see if she gone call your bluff

 A real women won't test her man and a real man shows Respect enough for his woman to show her head cares about every aspect of her life! The only ppl who do crazy are ppl insecure in the relationship and feel they must play head games. .."Y'ALL MEN" Is nothing but a single opinion which can be easily proven wrong! !!

My baby dad has been incarcerated since the week I conceived. Meaning he has not been there for us financially. Almost 4 months ago his supposed ex places pictures he sent from jail in my inbox. She has been causing major confusion since she found out we have a baby together. I never trusted him from the start. Should I pack my bags and relocate even though he' ll be released soon. At this point it doesn't matter if he meets my child are not. Confused hurt and angry

My husband and I have been married for 7 1/2 years and I found out that about a year ago he had sex with a "friend" that I took in because she and her two children became homeless. I want to know if it's wrong of me to want to know all the details of their affair? I want to know where, why, and how!

I need so advice. I'm currently in a relationship with a man that is a mommas boy. Am I stupid for staying? He doesn't spend time with me like that. His mom always fussing when he comes visit or we out spending time together. I'm trying to hold on but I'm not getting the attention that I need from him. If he does stay the night he up rushing back home. No he doesn't have another female. Its his mother. I know this for sure

Please post anonymously.
This is a serious situatuion. Just looking for mature adult responses. I was in a very abusive relationship for 2 years. In addition to the beatings and chokings an occassional rapes. This man had a serious control problem. If I spoke to another man even my step dad or brother in law he would accuse me of messing with them and would call me in private and hit me. I got pregnant during this whole ordeal. Being pregnant didnt stop him from hitting on me.Now. mind u. I am a good hearted, loyal, beautiful & intelligent woman but I really cannot truly explain clearly why I stayed with him even that long.. He told me stories of abuse, he was raped by 1 of his bigger cousins, he in turn ended up raping one of his younger cousins ( he was 15.. she was 9), and he was confused about his sexual preference at the age of 17 and had sex with a male in a bathroom at his school... He would cry about these things from time to time. This may be crazy but In a way I think I stayed out of sympathy and wanting to show him love- idk. Well anyways. During this 2year period towards the end of my pregnacy I left him after he hit me one day in fear for my childs safety. But we kept in touch. When i went into labor i called hime to let him know.. He wouldnt come. And when my baby was born I called.. still he wouldnt come. He didnt see her for 3 weeks.. When he came to see her he brought a ton of stuff for her.. and me. And promised he would never hit on me or cheat or none of that crazy stuff again. And that he was getting help. Seeing a psychologist. Well.. I took him back.. 3 mths later. He cheated & when I told him it was over he hit me. THIS TIME.. I called the police. But he was smart. He drove to the police station and countered my complaint. He was in the military too.. So it was like they looked out for him or something. Anyways nothing came from that. He would stalk me and threaten me all the above. When my child turned 5mths I just snuck & packed all my stuff and moved to another state practically over night. I knew if i had told him he would do something terrible. Anyways. I have raised my child to not know any abuse thus far. She is practically spoiled rotten. But she is a good girl. Now she is 3years old. Talking. Walking. Learning. And making choices. He has been stationed overseas for alot of this time. & has moved on with other women.. and I have had 1 failed relationship since then. He pays the bare minimum in unsupervised child support. (Meaning i do not have the state involved. He pays it faithfully on his own- so I havent pursued any state involvement) He will be returning to the states shortly & has told me he went thru about a year of therapy. But sometimes when we talk on the phone I can hear some old ways creep thru. He wants to be able to get his daughter for a mth when he returns.. I havent given him a true answer yet. But Am I wrong for not wanting to let him take her? I dont want to deprive my daughter of a relationship with her father. But at the same time I fear for her safety with him.... I dont know what to do... Please help me. (I sort of feel like im damned if I do... & im damned if I dont)

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Don't dare allow this confused, psychotic, rapist have your daughter for any length of time, unsupervised!!!!!! He said he had gotten help before and came back and started beating you, cheating on you, and basically all his previous behaviors came out. This man is sick and needs more intense help in order to get better. The way these men are killing, beating, and raping kids, I would not chance it. So the answer is NO WAY!!!!!! Not a snowballs chance is hell..... Don't do it, sis! You're doing good and so is your daughter. Don't look back!!! He will only ruin you and your daughter's life, literally!!!!! I don't trust him and I don't even know him. Best of luck!!!!

Anonymous PLEASE. .my question is for the fellas?? I know there are good men out there and just because you dont cheat or hit a woman doesnt make you a good man so if you live with your significant other but you don't PROVIDE as you should and you're employed yall work the same hours 12 hr shifts but different careers,now she doesnt drink, smoke, or does the clubbing thing, a homebody, now she has a job and work and home is her DAILY routine. She contributes the most while you sit back and be nonchalant and comfortable while ignoring her needs(simple things like gas in her car, making sure when she cooks EVERYDAY you contribute to the food bill) or even cook after shes had a long day but get mad when she doesn't wanna have sex..and your only reason she denying sex is either she cheating or dont want you but she never givin you any reason to think so cause she has no time because she works and takes care of your kids on top of household duties you know shes having issues with transportation but you make sure youre mobile but she has to contribute to your gas tank if she uses your car..what explanation can another man looking in to a situation like this give??
This is not about me, im trying to open a friend's eyes that this "good man" is a con artist and a joke but she dont see it..she thinks i just dont like him..i DONT but if she sees others comments and not just my opinion maybe she'll take her kids and leave...please no negative comments, just encouraging advise to help her..

This isn't your business to try to help with. She obviously doesnt have a problem with the way things are. Also, NO ONE is obligated to do for another grown person ESPECIALLY one they aren't married to. She's doing all that because she WANTS to. He's being selfish because he WANTS to. My advice for you: stay out of her relationship & let her make her own decisions on what to do.

Ok let me apologize from the start!!! She is stupid!! If she is a good women as you say she should have enough respect for herself not to put up with bullshit! A relationship is not 50/50 its 100/100 each person should be giving 100% of themselves to each other to make it work and keep each other happy! If either is not doing so then you are being used and abused. By making your significant other happy makes a strong relationship because the pendulum swings both ways. If you keep doing what you are doing you will keep getting what you are getting!!!!!!

Online 100% of women are going to deny deny deny. Meanwhile, there's a world full of guys at home driving her car after he drops her off at work, playing video games and begging for haircut money so he can look cute for some other chick.